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New Special Edition: Love Bug, Insect Mating, aka Sex
Laugh and Learn
De-bugging insects
Do insects blush? They sure have reason to.
The place where many of them make more insects, have sex, copulate, do "the dirty deed", and "roll in the hay", is OUTSIDE. Yup, in the park, by your favorite swimming location, in fields of tall grass, on trees, shrubs, flowers. Heck, if it is above sixty degrees, you can probably find some doing in your backyard right now.
If you are 18 or older you can view some of the mating observations below. If you are under 18, just go outside and look for yourself, no one needs to know except for the insects themselves. As far as I know, they don't blush (much).
The place where many of them make more insects, have sex, copulate, do "the dirty deed", and "roll in the hay", is OUTSIDE. Yup, in the park, by your favorite swimming location, in fields of tall grass, on trees, shrubs, flowers. Heck, if it is above sixty degrees, you can probably find some doing in your backyard right now.
If you are 18 or older you can view some of the mating observations below. If you are under 18, just go outside and look for yourself, no one needs to know except for the insects themselves. As far as I know, they don't blush (much).
Nature Comic Special #SE 3, Oct 24, 2023
Ask Bugeyed Bernie
Counseling for invertebrates
Counseling for invertebrates
Dear Bugeyed Bernie,
My partner and I have hung together for some time now. We have a lot of fun and the sex is great, but she keeps stretching her very long legs and her feet towards my mouth to get me to suck on her toes. Don't get me wrong, I love her long legs and her feet are sexy too. But I just don't want them in my face. I find it distracting to please her while she is trying to get me to taste what she had for lunch. Besides, our species of Tipula can be affected by fungal diseases. ~Foot loose but not toe-food.(AKA Common Crane Flies (Genus Tipula)
Dear Foot Loose but not T-F, Have you tried asking her to step into some sweet-smelling and tasting nectar before you entwine legs together? This might add some zest to your pesto rewarding you both in more ways than one.
Good Luck and PS Be thankful she is not a spider otherwise you would have eight legs and feet to deal with.Bugeyed Bernie What's your invertebrate problem?Send it to VT Bug-eyed in care of Bernie.
Nature Comic Sex Series #SE 2, Oct 7, 2023
My partner and I have hung together for some time now. We have a lot of fun and the sex is great, but she keeps stretching her very long legs and her feet towards my mouth to get me to suck on her toes. Don't get me wrong, I love her long legs and her feet are sexy too. But I just don't want them in my face. I find it distracting to please her while she is trying to get me to taste what she had for lunch. Besides, our species of Tipula can be affected by fungal diseases. ~Foot loose but not toe-food.(AKA Common Crane Flies (Genus Tipula)
Dear Foot Loose but not T-F,
Have you tried asking her to step into some sweet-smelling and tasting nectar before you entwine legs together? This might add some zest to your pesto rewarding you both in more ways than one.
Good Luck and PS Be thankful she is not a spider otherwise you would have eight legs and feet to deal with.
Bugeyed Bernie
What's your invertebrate problem?
Send it to VT Bug-eyed in care of Bernie.
Nature Comic Sex Series #SE 2, Oct 7, 2023
Kamasutra Suvarnanabha - Amorous Advances and Sexual Union 
The hard part is getting the lines all lined upwithout the hat falling off.
Three-lined potato beetles are found on plants in the family Solanaceae and are often agricultural pests to crops. They are commonly found on tomatillos (Physalis ixocarpa), which they can severely damage. They also feed on tomato and potato plants, but far less frequently.[2] They can also infest sacred datura.[3] The larvae hatch in late June or July, feed on their host plant, and are often found in groups. The larvae cover themselves with their own excrement, probably as a natural defense against predation. - Wikipedia
The hard part
is getting the lines
all lined up
without the hat falling off.
Three-lined potato beetles are found on plants in the family Solanaceae and are often agricultural pests to crops. They are commonly found on tomatillos (Physalis ixocarpa), which they can severely damage. They also feed on tomato and potato plants, but far less frequently.[2] They can also infest sacred datura.[3] The larvae hatch in late June or July, feed on their host plant, and are often found in groups. The larvae cover themselves with their own excrement, probably as a natural defense against predation. - Wikipedia
Nature Comic Sex Series #SE 1, Sept 23, 2023
Lets do it twice just to make sure we get it right. 
When the black turns to silveryou know they have reached the Oh my g__ moment.** At least that is what I imagine.
You may imagine what you will.
Twice-stabbed Stink Bug Cosmopepla lintneriana mating pair Cosmopepla lintneriana is hosted by a variety of plants, including milk thistle, echinacea, asparagus, oats, mint, and goldenrod, and is widespread throughout North America, from Canada to Mexico. Adult C. lintneriana are black with a red, orange, or yellow band across the pronotum a short red stripe along the midline, and two red spots at the apex of the scutellum. Nymph coloration ranges from red to white with black markings that change as they grow. - WikipediaStay tuned for more Insect Sex In the City coming soon
in the meantime, Continue Laughing and Learning with Nature-Inspired comics in Volume IV, Volume III, Volume II, and Volume I
* At least that is what I imagine.
You may imagine what you will.
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